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Satan Said To Be “Absolutely Delighted” By Academy Award Winners

Another Satan/Pop Culture parody…The best line, “The Prince of Darkness was in a rush to get back to work because of his hectic schedule. He did however spend an inordinate amount of time in the men’s room.”

The Cretonia Times-Picayune

satantux Lucifer only had time for a photo-op and a brief statement thanking the Academy for the Oscars and congratulating his minions at Disney for all their hard work.

Satan4 The Prince of Darkness was in a rush to get back to work because of his hectic schedule. He did however spend an inordinate amount of time in the men’s room.

RIVER STYX-Mephistopheles made a rare appearance at the Academy Awards Show on March 2nd in order to thank the Academy and to show his appreciation for all the hard work put in by his lackeys at Disney. Frozen, Disney’s latest propaganda tool, took home the coveted Best Animated Film Designed to Make Children Choose a Degenerate Homosexual Lifestyle Oscar as well as the Oscar for Best Achievement in Music Written for a Motion Picture Promoting Bestiality and Debased Sexual Practices.

Lord Balthazar, Satanic Press Secretary and aide to the Prince of…

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Rock and Roll is the Devil’s Music: Newly Discovered Copyrights Reveal

Turns out the Portland Standard had ‘proof’ Satan has been behind Rock and Roll all along….

The Portside Standard

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A newly discovered copyright, reveals Satan had in fact copyrighted the music as early as 1905.

“I was just looking for a fresh sound for my band,” reveals Satan over mimosas, “we just wanted to do something for the fans, screw the critics man.”

Satan also revealed his band, Satan The Four Horseman are about to go on a world tour, but will miss their she-devils back at home.

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