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Rock and Roll is the Devil’s Music: Newly Discovered Copyrights Reveal

Turns out the Portland Standard had ‘proof’ Satan has been behind Rock and Roll all along….

The Portside Standard

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A newly discovered copyright, reveals Satan had in fact copyrighted the music as early as 1905.

“I was just looking for a fresh sound for my band,” reveals Satan over mimosas, “we just wanted to do something for the fans, screw the critics man.”

Satan also revealed his band, Satan The Four Horseman are about to go on a world tour, but will miss their she-devils back at home.

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Right Wing Rant: ‘Satan is Using the Disney Movie ‘Frozen’ to Turn My Child Gay’

“I’m not a tinfoil hat conspiratorialist, but you wonder sometimes if maybe there’s something very evil happening here,” right-wing radio host Kevin Swanson said about the movie ‘Frozen,’ in a rant accusing the movie of turning children gay. “If I was the Devil, what would I do to really foul up an entire social system and do something really, really, really evil to 5- and 6- and 7-year-olds in Christian families around America?”