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Satan Said To Be “Absolutely Delighted” By Academy Award Winners

Another Satan/Pop Culture parody…The best line, “The Prince of Darkness was in a rush to get back to work because of his hectic schedule. He did however spend an inordinate amount of time in the men’s room.”

The Cretonia Times-Picayune

satantux Lucifer only had time for a photo-op and a brief statement thanking the Academy for the Oscars and congratulating his minions at Disney for all their hard work.

Satan4 The Prince of Darkness was in a rush to get back to work because of his hectic schedule. He did however spend an inordinate amount of time in the men’s room.

RIVER STYX-Mephistopheles made a rare appearance at the Academy Awards Show on March 2nd in order to thank the Academy and to show his appreciation for all the hard work put in by his lackeys at Disney. Frozen, Disney’s latest propaganda tool, took home the coveted Best Animated Film Designed to Make Children Choose a Degenerate Homosexual Lifestyle Oscar as well as the Oscar for Best Achievement in Music Written for a Motion Picture Promoting Bestiality and Debased Sexual Practices.

Lord Balthazar, Satanic Press Secretary and aide to the Prince of…

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Rock and Roll is the Devil’s Music: Newly Discovered Copyrights Reveal

Turns out the Portland Standard had ‘proof’ Satan has been behind Rock and Roll all along….

The Portside Standard

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A newly discovered copyright, reveals Satan had in fact copyrighted the music as early as 1905.

“I was just looking for a fresh sound for my band,” reveals Satan over mimosas, “we just wanted to do something for the fans, screw the critics man.”

Satan also revealed his band, Satan The Four Horseman are about to go on a world tour, but will miss their she-devils back at home.

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Right Wing Rant: Liberal Christians, Non-Christians (and Everyone Not Like Me) are Satanists

Christians are the world’s most persecuted group according to right-wing ranter Gina Miller. In an article published on the far-right Barbwire, Miller explains that the reason Christians are so forsaken is because every other religion, and especially liberal Christians, have fallen prey to Satan’s charms.

From the beginning of time, Satan and the other fallen angels (demons) have made war against the Lord and His creation.  It is their sole mission to steal, kill and destroy what God has made and to keep as many people as possible from the knowledge of salvation through Jesus.  In this mission, they have heaped deception upon deception for mankind.  They have created countless false doctrines and distractions to mislead and deceive people into taking the path to Hell.  The world’s false religions—all those whose foundation is not solely the Gospel of Christ—lead to one place:  eternal damnation and separation from God.  This includes false, so-called “Christian” religions that deny Christ as the only Way to salvation, and instead, rely on traditions of men and on works to “earn” salvation, something we could never earn.

The frenzied, irrational hatred people of the world have for Christians is inspired by, and based in, Satan’s hatred for God and His people.  It’s a demonic hatred found in people who have rejected the Lord.  Have you ever noticed that there is not the same deep hatred for non-Christians and non-Christian religions?  Satan doesn’t hate his own work; he aggressively promotes and supports it.  Supernatural hatred for Christians and Jews exists because they are God’s people, the real deal, chosen by Him from the foundation of the world to be miraculously reconciled to Him.  We simply remind Satan of his eternal defeat and the fact that his time as “the god of this world” is short and growing to a close.  He is furious in his great loss.

 

 

 

Jesus Actor to Play Devil in New TV Series

The actor that played Jesus in the recent ‘Son of God’ epic will soon take on a more sinister role as Satan.

The Christian Post reports:

Diogo Morgado, the actor who plays Jesus in the recently-released “Son of God” movie, will reportedly play a more devilish character in his upcoming CW television series, “The Messengers.”

Sources close to the new series’ production team have told multiple media outlets that Morgado will be playing a more sinister character in the upcoming series. TMZ claims the Brazilian-born actor was “cast as the devil” in the new show, while The Daily Mail reports Morgado will play “a character from hell.”

As The Hollywood Reporter described last week, Morgado will reportedly play the role of “The Man,” a mysterious character who appears on earth as a selected group of humans scramble to save the world from an impending apocalypse. Morgado’s character will first appear in the new sci-fi drama as “naked and burned in the desert, [setting] out on a mission to provide some answers about the strange events.”

TMZ also reports that the CW network is keeping details of Morgado’s new role top secret, as reportedly those behind the recently-released “Son of God” movie fear news of Morgado’s new devilish role will stir outrage among Christian moviegoers and cause ticket sales to plummet.

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Pat Robertson: ‘X-Rated Movies May Invite Demons Into Your Life’

Pat Robertson warns his 700 Club viewers that demons could be invited into their lives by watching X-rated movies.

Aging televangelist Pat Robertson warned viewers during his Mar. 11 700 club broadcast that watching X-rated movies could lead to demon attacks. Suggesting the movies serve as a portal for demons to enter into unsuspecting people’s lives, he told a viewer that while it was unlikely, malevolent forces may have caused the viewer’s accident just days after watching a sinister movie.

“I was watching a horror movie the other day of the recommendation of others,” the viewer wrote in to the show seeking Robertson’s advice. “It was rather strange and awfully macabre. And then this past Sunday, I got into an accident leaving church.”

The viewer then asked if the televangelist believed that the car accident could have been caused by demons summoned by the watching of the X-rated flick.

“Did watching that movie cause a curse — or the Lord’s protection to be lifted from me?” the viewer asked. “Did I grieve the Holy Spirit by watching this series?”

Robertson responded that while he did not think it was likely the crash was caused by dark forces, the viewer may have opened the door to demons by watching the movie, a phenomena he knows to have happened before.

“A few years ago I heard about a teenage girl who was demon possessed, and people began to deal with the demon and try to cast it out,” Robertson said. “And you know what the demon said? ‘I had permission.’”

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Las Vegas Woman Blames Demons for Drowning Her Son

The Las Vegas Sun reported 30-year-old Christine Allen believes demons took over her body forcing her to drown her young son.

Christine Allen claimed the voices in her head told her to drown her son, Metro Police say.

Allen, 30, Las Vegas, had been lying on her bed Saturday, depressed, while her son Noah Lane Allen, 3, was taking a bath.

Then, Allen told police, it “was like a demon inside of me took over.” She went into the bathroom and asked her son if he wanted to go swimming. At first the boy answered yes. Allen then got into the tub and held her son’s head under water, according to a Metro Police arrest report released today. The boy struggled to get his head above water and told his mother he didn’t want to go swimming, but Allen pushed the boy’s head back under the surface.

Allen was booked on Saturday into Clark County Detention Center on one count of open murder in her son’s drowning. Clark County prosecutors today charged her with murder.

According to the arrest report, Allen told police she suffered from depression and was getting evicted from her apartment at the time. She was also divorced from her husband, who was not offering any support in raising her son.

She told Metro homicide detectives that drowning her son was the only thing she could do because of the voices in her head. She said she felt she thought Noah would be better off with God, rather than part of a split family, the report said.

Emergency responders arrived about 6:15 p.m. to her apartment in the 7800 block of Clarkdale Drive, near Buffalo and Vegas drives, after Allen reported that her son had drowned. The 911 operator instructed Allen to take her son out of the tub to start CPR, but Allen refused saying it was too late, the report said.

Noah was found unresponsive and transported to Summerlin Hospital, where he died.

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Right Wing Rant: ‘Satan is Using the Disney Movie ‘Frozen’ to Turn My Child Gay’

“I’m not a tinfoil hat conspiratorialist, but you wonder sometimes if maybe there’s something very evil happening here,” right-wing radio host Kevin Swanson said about the movie ‘Frozen,’ in a rant accusing the movie of turning children gay. “If I was the Devil, what would I do to really foul up an entire social system and do something really, really, really evil to 5- and 6- and 7-year-olds in Christian families around America?”