Satan is alive and living in Oklahoma according to his twitter account @BaphometOKC. The “kindly demon lord,” who is apparently sensitive about his hooves (so “don’t stare at them”) was attracted to the area by the promise of a monument in his honor at the state capital.
The dark lord also recently chatted with the local media to discuss his decision to move to the state and just how tiresome his political minions can sometimes be.
“OKC is like a delightfully oppressed pit of strict liquor laws and ultra-conservatism; who wouldn’t want to live here?” the dark lord said in an interview with the Oklahoma Gazette. “After all of this hullabaloo about monuments, I decided to take a vested interest in the state.”
The Prince of Darkness also admitted he had a hand in politics. “I am deeply involved in politics,” he told local reporters. “By ‘deeply,’ I mean most of these people are my minions.”
He lamented though that the politics of men so grew tiresome. “After being around for a while, there really isn’t anything new under the sun,” the Oklahoma evildoer said. “Same game, different pantsuits.”
The Prince of Evil also apparently dishes out love advice. “Maybe you meant hollowed be thine chocolate?,” he responded to a tweet asking whether to give solid or hollow candy for Valentine’s Day. ” Hollow chocolate really says, ‘I don’t love you that much.'”
Will Smith’s uncredited appearance in Winter Tale as a t-shirt wearing, basement-dwelling Prince of Darkness has caused a lot of buzz. Not only is the former Fresh Prince a charmer, but, except for the fact his job entails passing judgement on the forces of evil, he could easily blend into the hipster crowd at the local coffee shop (although being pure evil, I am sure he would not bring a reusable cup).
According to Vulture, this suave, sexy Satan that could easily blend into New York City and corporate life is a common Satan archetype in movies. Anna Silman describes as the suave type as follows:
Long before the Devil Wears Prada, the metaphor of devil-as-corporate-boss was given the most literal possible treatment in The Devil’s Advocate. In the 1997 film, Al Pacino plays a smooth-talking, charming lawyer who just happens to be prince of the underworld (although his menace here pales in comparison to his later turn as real-life evil lawyer Roy Cohn, in Angels in America). The Suave Devil, which gains its newest member with Will Smith’s performance in Winter’s Tale, exemplifies greed, charm, power, and good tailoring, and has become a popular way to portray Satan while simultaneously assailing the character of bankers and lawyers. Other Suave Devils you know: Gabriel Byrne as the devil inhabiting a Wall Street banker in End of Days; Robert De Niro as a dapper devil with a cane in Angel Heart; Peter Stormare in Constantine (which Goldsman also produced) as a devil whose snazzy all-white ensemble stays dry-cleaner spiffy even while plunging his hands into Keanu Reeves’s chest cavity.
Silman’s taxonomy of devils also breaks down other common devil types, including little devil, benign devils and classic flame dwellers.
Read more about Silman’s movie devil taxonomy here.
Or watch what may be the best movie portrayal of a Devil ever (which Silman dubs the mischievous type) when Jack Nicholson asks the good, church-going people of Eastwick, “Do you think God knew what he was doing when he created women?”
A new play by the Rainbow Theatre project is opening soon and Satan has a leading role. DC native Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa wrote the wickedly humorous play which revolves around a love affair between a man and a guy who turns out to be the Prince of Darkness.
Broadway World offered the following description of the love story with a devilish twist:
Say You Love Satan is “a romantic comedy spoof of the Omen movies,” according to the playwright. It centers on graduate student, Andrew, who meets a handsome stranger named Jack, one dark and stormy night. Despite all the warning signs, and the fact that he already has a boyfriend, Andrew decides to make a go of it with Jack. And even though the warning signs include (literally) the number ‘666’ being emblazoned on Jack’s forehead, and his claims that the Devil is his father, Andrew throws caution to the wind; until he begins to realize there’s something even more sinister than his new boyfriend being exactly who he says he is.