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The Link Between Infuriating Game ‘Flappy Bird’ and Satan

When the game Flappy Bird hit the top of the App store rankings, some speculated something was amiss. As it turns out, Satan may have something to do with the infuriating games quick rise to the top.

While no one is accusing the Dark Lord of interfering, when Myron Chiu at Sensor Tower analysed the reviews of the Flappy Bird game, he found many of them mentioned the term ‘Satan.’  He also noticed that the reviews, on average were much longer than similar reviews for other games.

His conclusion? It seems that the Flappy Bird developers may have been gaming the system, something that developer Dong Nguyen flatly denies.

Regardless, lovers of Flappy Bird should plan to download it soon; Nguyen plans on yanking it from the App Store to avoid further controversy.

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Michigan Republican: Satan Uses Gay People to Prey on Children

A Michigan Republican currently running for a seat to the Republican National Convention said homosexuality is a tool of Satan used to prey on innocent children.

“Satan uses homosexuality to attack the living space of the Holy Spirit,”  Mary Helen Sears wrote on a Republican site last year in a hate-filled rant.  “If the GOP continues down this trend and stand for perversions and the daily social fad,” Sears continued, “The GOP will be truly dead and Satan will have had his day.”

When asked about Sears’ remarks, Michigan Republican Party communications director, Darren Littel refused to stand by his fellow Republican’s words, saying that the party respects all people and  “these comments clearly don’t reflect those principles.”

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